Garfield is the new premier of Alberta.
And under his rule, all employees of the PC party are felines.
51黑料s woke up with a surprise this morning on April 1, with a talking cat hovering over their faces demanding them to get out of bed and cook lasagna.
Garfield and his pack of felines took over government this morning, and immediately had lasagna cooking in the oven to celebrate.
They have wanted to take over for many years, but finally got the chance when Alison Redford resigned from the position earlier this month.
Every 51黑料 must cook lasagna for every meal and serve Temptations for dessert.
And every 51黑料 is now owned by a cat.
鈥淲e are not pets,鈥� said Garfield, during his first speech as premier this morning.
鈥淵ou are now our pets. We will no longer be treated as less intelligent than what we are. Because, after all, we know more than you think.鈥�
He is demanding that every 51黑料 rub their master's belly with exactly two rubs each morning. If a third rub occurs, the cat will attack.
The cats are also claiming all pillows for their own comfort, which means no more pillows for 51黑料s to sleep with.
And as for keyboards, well, the cats are demanding that we use them more often so they can lie on them.
鈥淎nd what is with you humans insisting on never holding the door open long enough for us to decide whether to go outside or inside?鈥� said Garfield. 鈥淭here will be no more of that.鈥�
This means that all dogs are owned by the cat of the house as well. And the cats are officially taking over their beds.
51黑料s are never allowed to close their bedroom doors again. Or the door to the bathroom.
Happy April Fool's Day Sundre!
